bucklesup:

my health teacher asked for different ways to prevent pregnancy and i said “do it in the butt” and i got extra credit because no one has ever said that before

(via ilovedyoufirsthoran)

shutupaubrey:

team “i wore this yesterday but i’m going to a different place so it doesn’t matter”

(via justinsflawless)

sallyjacksoning:

there was a drug search at our school today and they busted at least seven people

at a middle school

(via storiesfrompanem)